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...presents... WarezZz Courier
by Krass Katt
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Est. 1984 \\\\\\/ cDc paramedia : text #373-04/08/2000 \////// Est. 1984
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"And when ye shall hear of warez and rumors of warez, be ye not troubled:
for [such things] must needs be; but the end [shall] not [be] yet. ...
But all these things are merely the beginning of birth pains."
-- Book of Cow
Session Start: Sat Mar 18 18:46:07 2000
[MaRbz] isnt there ANY OTHER WAY??
[krasskatt] well maybe
[krasskatt] do you have a sister?
[MaRbz] yeah
[MaRbz] but i cant SEND heR!
[MaRbz] sorry
[krasskatt] i don't want you to send her
[krasskatt] how old is she?
[MaRbz] 16
[krasskatt] is she pretty?
[MaRbz] well to me she isnt but in school all my friends want to
HUMP her
[MaRbz] why?
[krasskatt] is she your older sister or younger sister?
[MaRbz] barely older
[MaRbz] she is 2 months older
[krasskatt] 2 months?
[krasskatt] do you have different mothers?
[MaRbz] yeah ( i was adopted )
[krasskatt] cool.
[MaRbz] thanx
[krasskatt] what part of the country do you live in?
[MaRbz] West
[krasskatt] anywhere near CA?
[MaRbz] nope
[krasskatt] what state?
[MaRbz] Montana
[krasskatt] i'll be in montana in about 6 weeks for a business
trip.. here's what i'm thinkin
[krasskatt] if you can talk your sister into spreading her legs for
me, i'll sub-contract some couriers to you... is your sister
easy? Does she like chix?
[krasskatt] what i like to do is role play
[krasskatt] she can be a police woman and me a criminal
[krasskatt] or she can be a hooker
[krasskatt] and i can be her lesbian client
[krasskatt] something like that
[MaRbz] how old are YOU?
[krasskatt] 19
[MaRbz] i dont know man how the hell can i trust you
[MaRbz] when do i get the sites ??
[krasskatt] as soon as i get the pussy
[MaRbz] shit fuck that
[MaRbz] thats 6 WEEKS!!
[krasskatt] well okay here's the deal
[krasskatt] i can fly up this weekend
[krasskatt] my dad's a pilot for delta and i fly for free
[krasskatt] i'll bring you 3 t3 sites with full info and you'll have
your sister tied up and shit
[krasskatt] i want her tongue to run my body up and down
[krasskatt] deal?
[MaRbz] man i aint gonna tell you shit until i get some fuckin
sites
[MaRbz] till then
[MaRbz] peace out
[krasskatt] fine
[krasskatt] no pussy, no sites
Session Close: Sat Mar 18 18:53:42 2000
Session Start: Sat Mar 18 19:09:25 2000
[MaRbz] hey man is there ANY OTHER WAY AT ALL!!!?!??
[krasskatt] other than drugs and sex?
[MaRbz] yeah
[MaRbz] please
[krasskatt] i think we can work something out
[krasskatt] first though, whats your sisters name?
[MaRbz] Tracy
[krasskatt] cool..
[krasskatt] well let's see...
[krasskatt] you want YOUR name to be assoicated with cDc, correct?
[MaRbz] yeah and also i want to DISTRUBUTE all your cDc warez to
AOL!!!!
[krasskatt] okay that sounds cool
[krasskatt] i think we can work something out
[MaRbz] ok now what?
[krasskatt] but you are going ot have to give me something in
return.....
[MaRbz] well like what?
[krasskatt] not your sister directly...
[krasskatt] but maybe some pictures
[krasskatt] do you have any?
[MaRbz] NAKED???
[krasskatt] well no
[MaRbz] ok good
[MaRbz] cuz i dont have NAKED ones
[MaRbz] thats kinda nasty
[krasskatt] can you mail me a picture?
[MaRbz] i dont know man
[MaRbz] why you always gotta have somethin in return??
[krasskatt] i don't always
[MaRbz] (-- just wonderin
[MaRbz] =)
[krasskatt] but when something this big is going down
[MaRbz] i know man
[krasskatt] will you mail a picture to me?
[MaRbz] dependz
[MaRbz] like when i get the sites and we get roollin and shit
[MaRbz] then when i start gettin to know you better
[krasskatt] i don't believe that though...
[krasskatt] here's what i need
[MaRbz] then i will have her fuckin CALL YOU!!
[krasskatt] 1) a sexy picture of her 2) some creditentials and
references
[MaRbz] if she wants
[krasskatt] cool you wanna talk about this voice?
[krasskatt] i think we can work something out
[MaRbz] na i cant
[MaRbz] sorry
[MaRbz] but anyway man
[MaRbz] i want to get to KNOW YOU FIRST
[MaRbz] then get WAREZ ROLLIN AND SHIT
[krasskatt] cool man whats your email address/
Session Close: Sat Mar 18 19:16:06 2000
Session Start: Sat Mar 18 19:16:28 2000
[MaRbz] at AOL?
[krasskatt] yeah
[MaRbz] SoZ MaRbz@aol.com and SmOkeZ NeW@aol.com
[MaRbz] why?
[krasskatt] COOL
[krasskatt] SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
[krasskatt] AND DEAL
[krasskatt] woops
[krasskatt] all caps
[MaRbz] well man i really want to deal about this RIGHT NOW please
[krasskatt] okay fine then send me a picture of your sister
[krasskatt] she has to look good but she dosnt have to be naked
[krasskatt] thats all
[MaRbz] shit GOO i dont get the sites until you get the PICTURE??
[MaRbz] thats a fuckin RIP!
[krasskatt] well you can get sites before then but i'm not going to
give them to you unless we talk voice....
[krasskatt] i've been ripped off too many times
[krasskatt] by people who don't come through
[MaRbz] i cant talk voice
[MaRbz] i dont know h ow
[krasskatt] you dont know how to talk voice?
[MaRbz] nope
[MaRbz] never wanted to
[krasskatt] ok...
[krasskatt] well...
[krasskatt] i tell you what
[krasskatt] we can make the trade at the same time
[MaRbz] hOW?
[krasskatt] i give you one site, you dcc me a picture of your
sister, and then i give you the other 2
[MaRbz] i dont have a scanneR!!
[krasskatt] talking voice is pretty complex
[krasskatt] then just mail me a picture through us mail
[MaRbz] how bout she talks to you?
[krasskatt] okay we can do that
[krasskatt] i tell ya what
[krasskatt] are you going to be on irc at midnight?
[MaRbz] do i have to go wake her up?
[krasskatt] no not now
[MaRbz] she will get up if i ask her to
[MaRbz] hold on a sec i will get her
[krasskatt] no i just screwed a little boy
[krasskatt] and i'm not horny
Session Close: Sat Mar 18 19:22:56 2000
Session Start: Sat Mar 25 04:57:24 2000
[MaRbz] umm hello?
[krasskatt] hey marbz..how's it going? is your sister doing
okay?
[MaRbz] umm yeah
[MaRbz] who are you anyway?
[krasskatt] gee, me?
[krasskatt] only the president of cDc
[krasskatt] if you don't know me then forget it
[krasskatt] just pretend i didn't /msg you
[MaRbz] no i remember you but where have you been man?
[krasskatt] the big house
[krasskatt] got busted for possession
[krasskatt] but my lawyer got me off
[MaRbz] oh shit man that fuckin s ux
[MaRbz] sorry
[MaRbz] =)
[krasskatt] i dont' care man it's all good ya know
[MaRbz] yeah thats kewl
[MaRbz] well man like i said i want to do shit for you
[MaRbz] like spread your warez and shit
[MaRbz] ya remember man?
[krasskatt] yeah i remember
[krasskatt] i want a gif of your sister
[MaRbz] gif!!
[MaRbz] shit man i dont have a scanner
[MaRbz] =(
[krasskatt] oh well
[MaRbz] man i still wanna do business witch ya though
[krasskatt] no don't worry about it
[krasskatt] that's all i want
[MaRbz] well i have an old one
[MaRbz] but she aint naked
[krasskatt] a gif?
[krasskatt] she doesn't have to be naked
[MaRbz] really
[MaRbz] well man i dont know
[krasskatt] well don't worry about it then
[MaRbz] hey can you let me in #cDc pleaese
[krasskatt] nope it's +i
[MaRbz] please invite me
[krasskatt] nope
[MaRbz] why man?
[krasskatt] because
[MaRbz] cuz why!
Session Close: Sat Mar 25 05:09:49 2000
Session Start: Mon Mar 27 06:17:34 2000
[MaRbz] hey man sup
[krasskatt] just checkin out some girlies
[MaRbz] kewl
Session Close: Mon Mar 27 06:43:00 2000
Session Start: Wed Mar 29 10:48:58 2000
[MaRbz] i cant!
[krasskatt] i just unbanned you
Session Close: Wed Mar 29 10:49:10 2000
Session Start: Wed Mar 29 10:50:42 2000
[MaRbz] hey man SUP
Session Close: Wed Mar 29 10:50:53 2000
Session Start: Wed Mar 29 10:56:50 2000
[MaRbz] sUP
Session Close: Wed Mar 29 10:56:53 2000
Session Start: Wed Mar 29 10:56:57 2000
[MaRbz] you still da head of cDc man?
Session Close: Wed Mar 29 10:56:57 2000
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