_ _ ((___)) [ x x ] cDc communications \ / Global Domination Update (' ') #13 - July 1st, 1993 (U) Est. 1984 New gNu NEW gnU new GnU nEW gNu neW gnu nEw GNU NEw releases for July, 1993: _________________________________/Text Files\_________________________________ 231: "Sunday Night Inside the Net" by Obscure Images. Angstful Generation X'ers angstfully analyze antisocial aspirations. Analogies abound aplenty and apply to arty asexuals and affected aardvarks. Ah. 232: "Fred, the Boy Everyone Hated" by Allen Williams. Fred the Third Grader... pushed over the edge by the playground monitor. Non-stop action! 233: "Desert Road Dick Disaster" by Lady Carolin and Renee O'Willsie. This file has to be a first of some sort. Renee O'Willsie is Tequila Willy's little sister. Teamed up with cDc's only female member, Lady Carolin, the two go on a castratin', whiskey-drinkin' rampage. Fuckin' A, d00d(ette). 234: "Hybrid Vigor" by Curtis Yarvin. Antonio the Badger-Man fought the laws of genetics for his true love, but lost the brutal race against time... and DEATH!! Woah. 235: "Somethin'" by Franken Gibe. More angstful action as day turns to night and ain't nothin' gettin' clearer. 236: "Easy Rider II" by Erik Radmall. A Harley-riding honey and a fat purple dinosaur cruise into town. Strangers. Something's just BOUND to happen. 237: "The Fart of War" by Havok Halcyon. A detailed story of one man's gastronomical prowess. 238: "Clubbing" by Xibo (Mr. Coates). Visit the biggest C&W club in Tuson for a hootenanny. It's introspective. 239: "Truckin' an' Fuckin'" by Omega. Yeehaw! White Knight the hard-drivin' trucker goes for a swinging time with those zany wife swappers. 240: "Condors, Ganja, Rah Rah Rah!" by Clifton Royston and kEvin. A new breed of stoned super-condors swoop from the skies and attack the Rose Bowl-watching sports enthusiasts! It's obviously a plot. _____________________________/Other Stuff to Get\_____________________________ From: cDc communications/P.O. Box 53011/Lubbock, TX 79453/sratte@cypher.com This is Swamp Ratte's stuff: All the cDc t-files on disk by mail, for convenience sake! Specify MS-DOS or Apple II format 3.5" disks. $3.00 cash. cDc stickers! Same design as were flying around at HoHoCon, with the scary-lookin' cow skull. k00l. Send a SASE and 50 cents for a dozen of 'em (or just send a dollar). Weasel-MX tape! _Obvious_ 45-minute cassette. This is Swamp Ratte's funk/punk-rock/hip-hop band. It's a mess, but fun. $3.00 cash. cDc hat! Yeah, get yer very own stylin' black baseball cap embroidered with the cDc file-header-type logo on the front in white. This isn't the foam-and-mesh cheap kind of hat; it's a "6-panel" (the hat industry term) quality deal. Roll hard with the phat cDc gear. $15.00 plus a buck for postage. 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