_ _ ((___)) [ x x ] cDc communications \ / Global Domination Update #16 (' ') July 1st, 1994 (U) Est. 1984 New gNu NEW gnU new GnU nEW gNu neW gnu nEw GNU releases for July, 1994: _________________________________/Text Files\_________________________________ 261: "Interview with Greta Shred" by Reid Fleming. Reid conducts an in-depth interview with the editor of the popular 'zine, _Mudflap_. 262: "_Beverly Hills 90210_ as Nostalgia Television" by Crystal Kile. Paper presented for the 1993 National Popular Culture Association meeting in New Orleans. 263: "What Color Is the Sky in Your World?" by Tequila Willy. Here's your homework, done right for you by T. "Super-Brain" Willy. 264: "Chicken Hawk" by Mark E. Dassad. Oh boy. Here's a new watermark low level of depravity and sickness. If you don't know what a "chicken hawk" is already, read the story and then you'll understand. 265: "Eye-r0N-EE" by Swamp Ratte'. This one's interesting 'cause only about half-a-dozen or so lines in it are original. The rest was entirely stuck together from misc. files on my hard drive at the time. Some art guy could say it's a buncha post-this&that, eh? Yep. 266: "Interview with Barbie" by Clench. Barbie's got her guard up. Clench goes after her with his rope-a-dope interview style. Rope-a-dope, rope-a-dope. This is a boxing reference to a technique mastered by The Greatest of All Time, Muhamed Ali. 267: "About a Boy" by Franken Gibe. Mr. Gibe ponders a stolen photograph. Tiny bunnies run about, unhindered, to find their own fate. 268: "Mall Death" by Snarfblat. Story about a Dumb Girl[TM]. Are you surprised? 269: "Prophile: Future History" by THE NIGHTSTALKER. It's the future, things are different, but the Master Hacker Dude lives on. 270: "Time out for Pop" by Malcolm D. Moore. Sad account of a hopless-pop. __________________________________/cDc Gnuz\__________________________________ "And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the Cow, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the Cow: for it is the number of a man; and his number is eight billion threescore and seven million nine hundred fourty- four thousand three hundred threescore and two. So it is written." -Omega Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah. JULY once again, the super-hooray month which marks cDc's 8th year of existence. Outlasting everyone to completely rule and dominate all of cyberspace, blah blah blah. Yeah, think a special thought about cDc's significance in YOUR life the next time you go potty. Name your firstborn child after me, and we'll call it karmicly even, pal. My name is Leroy. We're always taking t-file submissions, so if you've got a file and want to really get it out there, there's no better way than with cDc. Upload text to The Polka AE, to email@example.com, or send disks or hardcopy to the cDc post office box in Lubbock, TX. No song lyrics and bad poetry please; we'll leave that to the no-class-havin', bottom-feeder e-shoveling orgs. out there. News item of the month, as found by Count Zero: "ROTTING PIG FOUND IN DITCH VERDEN, OKLAHOMA - Responding to a tip from an employee, Verden farmer Bill McVey found a rotting pig in a ditch two miles north of town. Farmer McVey reported the pig to the authorities, because you cannot, legally, just leave a dead pig in a ditch. You must dispose of your deceased livestock properly. There are companies that will take care of this for you. As for proper disposal of large dead animals, McVey contracts with Used Cow Dealer." "...and the rivers ran red with the bl00d of the Damned and the Deleted..." -Dem0nSeed S. Ratte' cDc/Editor and P|-|Ear13zz |_3@DeRrr "We're into t-files for the groupies and money." Middle finger for all. Write to: cDc communications, P.O. Box 53011, Lubbock, TX 79453. Internet: firstname.lastname@example.org. _____________________________________________________________________________ cDc Global Domination Update #16-by Swamp Ratte'-"Hyperbole is our business" Copyright (c) 1994 cDc communications. All Rights Reserved.