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\ / Global Domination Update #18
(' ') November 1st, 1994
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281: "Official cDc Press Release Concerning President Reagan" by Reid Fleming.
The Cult influences the international political climate of opinion! We just
want what we've got coming to us, mister.
282: "Argument" by Markian Gooley. Positivity and happy sunshine and neato
stuff.
283: "Possibilities" by Obscure Images. Once again, Oi brings the linguistics
for the nine deuce deuce. This one's got crazy subliminal tapes and a hippy
chick.
284: "Sanford's Calico" by James Cazamias. It's just like Disney's
_That Darn Cat!_, but different.
285: "Concise Guide to Forgetting How Much You Suck" by Jason Farnon. Courtesy
of the cool _I Bleed For This?_ 'zine, here we go with a cDc edit/
distribution. Lots of practical advice to improve your standard of living.
286: "The Divine Masters" by Shriek Broomstraw. Particle physics and alien
overlords and why you should be concerned with all this. You should. Really.
287: "Shotgun" by Swamp Ratte'. Never mind _Where's Waldo?_, where's the
shotgun? Oh my. Fills out this release's angst quota.
288: "Rejection Letter Blues" by Jeff Swanson. Some people just can't
appreciate good literature. Fun-eeEe.
289: "Can There Be Artificial Intelligence?" by Tequila Willy. Another
scholarly scab for you to pick at. That Willsie, what a smart guy.
290: "Bob Takes a Trip" by Special Agent Finerty. Bob's a mechanical dog and
he's NUTS. CRAZY. Watch out. Zany hi-jinx.
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"This low-go you've received is the image of the be east. Whatever you
do, do not hold this image in your write hand or receive its image by foe-ton
trance Miss-shun through your I balls into your mined full crane he um or
you've received the mark of the bee east. Stung, by buy bull revel lay shun.
Keep your clothes on and don't follow the be eastly bare whoreds."
-Philip Heggie
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New things? Yep. There's now a Usenet newsgroup for you to discuss the
All-Powerfulness of cDc. It's "alt.fan.cult-dead-cow" and if your newsfeed
isn't getting it, mail news@yersite and say, "GET WITH THE PROGRAM, PAL! HUP
HUP!"
Tell me about the time you were in the 7th grade and had to do a #2 really bad
and those blind special ed. kids were in the bathroom swinging their canes
around and saying bad words. You were SCARED, weren't you. HA!
The world is filled with WIMPS. You go to a large public restroom, into a
stall. All the other people in the stalls, you can see their feet. They make
no noise. They sit and wait and clutch their tiny little genitals in FEAR.
But I am NOT LIKE THEM. I MAKE MY DISGUSTING NOISES AS I PLEASE. I clean up,
I exit my stall, I wash my hands and I LEAVE. I AM DONE. I AM RELIEVED. They
remain, cowering, wishing they had the GUTS to CRAP but they do not and their
bowels TREMBLE with gasses. They are but INSECTS because they cannot CRAP
FREELY. LEARN FROM MY ACTIONS and you too can be POWERFUL.
Lady Carolin is now running the Official cDc Internet Dumpster: ftp or gopher
to cascade.net for all the cDc stuff, all the time. Cascade.net gets 'em first
and fast. The secondary site is ftp.eff.org as usual.
The other day I finally got The Beatles' _Abbey Road_ album and this "I Want
You (She's So Heavy)" song is amazing. So I'm thinking, why should I be
concerned with this week's indie-certified alterna-wonder-weenie when I DON'T
EVEN HAVE A GOOD COPY OF BARRY MANILLOW'S "MANDY"? MY 8-TRACK SUFFERS FROM
EXTREME WOW AND FLUTTER.
HOW CAN I EVEN _THINK_ ABOUT JAWBREAKER WHEN MY JACKSON 5 COLLECTION IS SADLY
INCOMPLETE!!??
If your writings have CLASS and STYLE, we want 'em. Dig the address at the
bottom of this file, daddy-o.
"What's good for cDc is good for America." - President Calvin Coolidge
S. Ratte'
cDc/Editor and P|-|Ear13zz |_3@DeRrr
"We're into t-files for the groupies and money."
Middle finger for all.
Write to: cDc communications, P.O. Box 53011, Lubbock, TX 79453.
Internet: sratte@phantom.com.
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cDc Global Domination Update #18-by Swamp Ratte'-"Hyperbole is our business"
Copyright (c) 1994 cDc communications. All Rights Reserved.