____________________________________________________________________________ "We've got more bite than Marv Albert." FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE GLOBAL DOMINATRIX UPDATE _________________ http://www.cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/ ____________________ _ _ ((___)) [ x x ] cDc Communications \ / Global Dominatrix Update #23 (' ') October 31st, 1997 (U) Est. 1984 - * - All right, ya punks. Here are five new files, so stop carding the shit out of your mom's favorite porn server and start reading. ________________________________/text files\________________________________ 341:"R.I.P." by Poppy Z. Brite. Last Tango in Lawrence? Our intrepid writer burrows into William on the night of his demise. And you thought he was just the guy from the Nike commercials. 342:"Wuss Vandals Get Hassled by the Man" by Rev. Anna Truwe. It's a Martha Stewart moment. Just when you think the rock's under wraps, along comes the Man. Dang. 343:"Some Form of Success" by Weaselboy. Stone walls do not a prison make. Free your mind, grab a boot disk and always wear a condom. And you thought Tony Robbins had all the rad insights. 344:"Wackers: The Secret Life of a 'Fantasy Maker'" by Isis. Sexual politics goes head to head with hand to gland combat. Read this gripping account of one girlie's search for real meaning in her nine to five. 345:"A Day Off for DrunkFux" by DrunkFux. Help me Rhonda. The kids have gone buck wild and they're marching for Jesus. Anyone wanna try to one-up this baby? File submissions: editor@cultdeadcow.com - * - Thanks to the following items of influence this time around: WAREZ: BeOS - It's cDc approved and guaranteed to get you all the lovin' PRINT: _Gravity's Rainbow_ by Thomas Pynchon MUSIC: Big Youth, The Five Alabama Blind Boys, Ry Cooder, Phillip Glass' _Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters_ RERUNS: Kids in the Hall BEVERAGES: Cafe Americano, ice cold Creemore INTERSECTION: St. Denis + Ontario (Montreal) _______________________________/ - x X x - \________________________________ Fools better recognize: CULT OF THE DEAD COW is a gift to the women of this world and the trademark of cDc communications. Established in 1984, the cDc is the largest and oldest krewe in telecom, inventor of the e-zine and stool loosener to sysadmins everywhere. Each and every issue is produced on an Apple II for genuine effect. Yo, bee-atch! Find the flavor at these fine locations: World Wide Web: http://www.cultdeadcow.com http://www.L0pht.com/cdc.html FTP/Gopher: ftp://ftp.cultdeadcow.com/cDc Usenet: alt.fan.cult-dead-cow BBS: 806/794-4362 Entry:KILL Any questions, jackass? Grandmaster Ratte' cDc/Phat Daddy & Pontiff Email: gratte@cultdeadcow.com Postal: POB 53011, Lubbock, TX, 79453, USA "cDc. Hyperbole is our business." _____________________________________________________________________________ Copyright(c)1997 Oxblood Ruffin, Straight Buttah & cDc communications