CULT OF THE DEAD COW hereby orders the Congress of the United States to
get off its collective arse and do something for the people of China, and
other nations subjected to national firewall policies.

Hereafter, all American IT firms that do business with state-sponsored
censors will have to pay a "denial of service tax."  This tax will be payable
to [we haven't quite figured this part out yet] for profiting from the
decline of free speech on the Internet.

Lucky it's just a tax.  We're sure that if you could bring back the heroes who
died for protecting democratic values, they'd rather bust a cap in The
Valley's ass than take a few bucks penalty payment.  These IT pricks are

Thanks, America. Please get on the stick.