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\ / _ _ MCMLXXXIV A.D. _ _ \ /
(' ') \ VOLANDO, REPTILIA SPERNO / (' ')
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WE ARE THE MIGHTY AND THE CHOSEN
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OUR POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED
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You have never seen us, but you may have felt our wrath. We operate in
the bitter darkness outside the known channels. We slink like cats
along the fringes, spreading the power and propaganda of the Cow
wherever we are. We are the most secretive agents of that CULT,
existing only to fight and die for its greater glory. Ours are lives
of total devotion to the forces of the cDc. Ours are lives full of
supernatural powers barely guessed at by the general public. We are the
elite of the elite, and through our supernormal abilities and superhuman
loyalty we form the online universe's most perfect and most deadly
servants.
We have mastered, one and all, the power of digital chi; we have been
deeply indoctrinated into its devestating offensive capabilities, and we
can strike, suddenly and mercilessly, without even moving a finger. Our
minds, bodies, and black clad keyboards are under our total control:
our every movement, thought, and keypress are choreographed more
perfectly than a classical ballet, and all have deadly purpose. We are
capable of disguising our true purpose to such a degree that it is no
longer expressible in words. We have eyebeams. We can strike out with
such power as to crumble the sham defenses of any but the most stringent
master of cow fu. Our hands contain the power and wisdom of the
ancients, our hearts their unblinking vision. We will not be disturbed.
We can take the harshest punishments of the electronic medium with a
wink and a nod. So far as you can know, we can fly. Our senses are
extraordinarily acute, capable of distinguishing between objects normal,
untrained simpletons would call identical. We can drive by smell. We
are at our zenith from dawn till dusk, and gain yet more power in the
hours 'tween dusk and dawn. We may well be invincible.
Our membership is as closely kept a secret as any. Each of its members
has been through a torturous and brutal training process, occupying
years of their life, followed by a test, which, if failed, is fatal not
just to the testee, but the tester, the observers, and many nearby
innocents, as well. We are the cream of the crop, and our only mission,
the cause to which we zealously adhere, is the protection and further
heightening of the glory of CULT OF THE DEAD COW.
You will never see us, but you will feel our presence. We cannot be
escaped, we cannot be ignored. We are all pervasive. We are the Chosen
and the Mighty. Our power cannot be contained.
Cower.
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