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You thirst for our body of work, you know you do. _ _ _ _ ((___)) ((___)) [ x x ] _ _/ cDc GRAND IMPERIAL DYNASTY \_ _ [ x x ] \ / _ _ MCMLXXXIV A.D. _ _ \ / (' ') \ VOLANDO, REPTILIA SPERNO / (' ') (U) (U) -xXx- The original - the definitive - e-publication. -xXx- [401-present] | [301-400] | [201-300] | [101-200] | [1-100] [global domination updates] ...:::::::::::::::::... ::::: 401 - present ::::: ```:::::::::::::::::''' 2024-10-30 - 0429 "Linus Killed Your Sister, Charlie Brown!" by Gary Achenbach 2024-09-15 - 0428 "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Go to IKEA: A Play In One Act" by Jun34u 2024-08-29 - 0427 "JOIN US" by Flack 2024-08-22 - 0426 "DilDog's Deep Dreaming" by DilDog 2024-08-15 - 0425 "Son of a Gun-Toting Momma" by Reid Fleming (top) ...:::::::::::::... ::::: 101 - 200 ::::: ```:::::::::::::''' 1992-12-18 - 0200 "cDc #200 ... File" by Swamp Ratte' 1991-10-31 - 0199 "Presumed Guilty" by Andrew Schneider & Mary Pat Flaherty 1991-10-31 - 0198 "Some General Observations" by THE NIGHTSTALKER 1991-10-31 - 0197 "Ruth" by Obscure Images 1991-10-31 - 0196 "Interesting Things to Do With a Scanner" by The Mad Hatter 1991-10-31 - 0195 "Earth Goo" by Lady Carolin 1991-10-31 - 0194 "SatanTrek" by Necrovore 1991-08-31 - 0193 "Butch" by Jane Delynn 1991-08-31 - 0192 "Compact Disc Scam" by Tequila Willy 1991-08-31 - 0191 "Jesus Lizard Interview" by G.A. Ellsworth 1991-08-31 - 0190 "Greater of Two Evils" by Obscure Images 1991-08-31 - 0189 "My Circumcision" by Franken Gibe 1991-08-31 - 0188 "Illusion of Motion" by Tequila Willy 1991-08-31 - 0187 "Hip-Hop Primer #2" by Mark Dery 1991-08-31 - 0186 "Hip-Hop Primer #2: Part 1 of 2" by Mark Dery 1991-08-31 - 0185 "Future" by Alien Hin 1991-08-31 - 0184 "It Looked Back at Me" by Tequila Willy 1991-08-31 - 0183 "cDc core #8" by The Pusher 1991-07-20 - 0182 "Woooaaahhh, Nelly!" by Tequila Willy 1991-07-20 - 0181 "Life Lost; Prosperity Gained" by Suicidal Maniac 1991-07-20 - 0180 "Amazingly True Things #1" by Swamp Rat 1991-07-20 - 0179 "Hip-Hop Primer" by Larry Birnbaum & Bill Adler 1991-07-20 - 0178 "How Do I Love Thee?" by Suicidal Maniac 1991-07-20 - 0177 "Feed 'Em to the Lions!" by Tequila Willy 1991-07-20 - 0176 "cDc core #7" by The Pusher 1991-07-20 - 0175 "Fuck You, Swamp Rat" by Swamp Rat 1991-07-20 - 0174 "Self Defense" by THE NIGHTSTALKER 1991-07-20 - 0173 "Urban Womb" by EnTrOpY 1991-07-20 - 0172 "Wet-Mount Slide" by Tequila Willy 1991-07-20 - 0171 "Clockwork" by Obscure Images 1991-07-20 - 0170 "My Grey Matter" by Tequila Willy 1991-07-20 - 0169 "Amerika's Most Wanted" by Lady Carolin 1991-07-20 - 0168 "Bank Fraud" by White Knight 1991-07-20 - 0167 "Silent Applause: Part 2" by The Pusher 1991-07-20 - 0166 "Silent Applause: Part 1" by The Pusher 1991-02-18 - 0165 "Winnie the Pooh - Part 1" by A.A. Milne 1991-02-18 - 0164 "BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL - A Contemporary Interpretation" by Tequila Willy 1991-02-18 - 0163 "UPSetting" by Axiom Codex & Lazar 1991-02-18 - 0162 "Until the Next Time" by Obscure Images 1991-02-18 - 0161 "Kinder, Gentler Nation" by Tequila Willy 1991-02-18 - 0160 "Story of an Alternative Lifestyle" by The Pusher 1991-02-18 - 0159 "Boredom and Innocence" by Obscure Images 1991-02-18 - 0158 "That Dirty Beach" by Tequila Willy 1991-02-17 - 0157 "Jack and Jack (revised)" by Obscure Images 1991-02-17 - 0156 "Happy Machine" by Obscure Images 1991-01-03 - 0155 "No Experience Necessary" by The Pusher 1991-01-03 - 0154 "Jolly One" by The Usenet Oracle 1991-01-03 - 0153 "Excerpts from BLADE BARRIER Book #3" by Dean Tetreault 1991-01-03 - 0152 "cDc core #6" by The Pusher 1991-01-03 - 0151 "Sex, Ecstasy and the Psychedelic Drugs" by R.E.L. Masters 1991-01-03 - 0150 "Guide to U.S. Pot Laws" by Judy McGuire 1991-01-03 - 0149 "Rural Hell" by THE NIGHTSTALKER 1990-07-23 - 0148 "Burn Turns Two Into One: Part 2" by Obscure Images 1990-07-23 - 0147 "Dance of the Cow" by Akira 1990-07-23 - 0146 "Mudhoney Interview" by G.A. Ellsworth 1990-07-23 - 0145 "Sanctified" by Obscure Images 1990-07-23 - 0144 "Whose Morality?" by Tequila Willy 1990-06-22 - 0143 "Inject Me" by Obscure Images 1990-06-22 - 0142 "Fatal Attraction for Real" by G.A. Ellsworth 1990-06-22 - 0141 "Smothered Hope" by Obscure Images 1990-06-21 - 0140 "Burn Turns Two Into One: Part 1" by Obscure Images 1990-06-21 - 0139 "Bert: The Poem" by Racer X 1990-05-17 - 0138 "Life Sentence" by The Pusher 1990-05-17 - 0137 "Mourning in America" by Steve Ross 1990-05-17 - 0136 "Coming of Angels" by Obscure Images 1990-05-17 - 0135 "Trickledown" by Josh Whalen 1990-05-17 - 0134 "cDc core #5" by The Pusher 1990-04-04 - 0133 "White Rodent's Short Story Lump" by White Rodent 1990-04-03 - 0132 "Wild One" by Obscure Images 1990-04-03 - 0131 "Three Cows" by Lady Carolin 1990-04-03 - 0130 "My Day With The Dentist" by Psychedelic Warlord 1990-04-03 - 0129 "Credit Card Fraud Ideas" by L.E. Pirate 1990-04-03 - 0128 "Death and The Bovine" by Lady Carolin 1990-04-03 - 0127 "Double Feature" by The Dark Static 1990-04-03 - 0126 "Stud Muffin R0dent" by Tequila Willy 1990-04-03 - 0125 "Sunday" by Peter Flechette 1990-04-03 - 0124 "It Hurts and Won't Make You Better" by Obscure Images 1989-09-30 - 0123 "Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children #2" by Dave Louapre 1989-09-30 - 0122 "David and Goliath" by Leper Messiah & Swamp Rat 1989-09-30 - 0121 "Ultra Trendies" by Psychedelic Warlord 1989-09-30 - 0120 "Bus Driver" by Scum 1989-09-30 - 0119 "Retrospective Rock: Ramones, The Runaways, and The Who" by Altman, Epand, Barnes 1989-09-30 - 0118 "Moment In Time" by Obscure Images 1989-09-30 - 0117 "Lost Love" by Egyptian Alchemist 1989-09-30 - 0116 "Slight Miscalculation" by Bob Cram 1989-09-30 - 0115 "Bear Trap of Love" by Krass Katt 1989-09-30 - 0114 "cDc core #4" by The Pusher 1989-06-26 - 0113 "cDc compilation: volume three" by Swamp Rat 1989-06-26 - 0112 "Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children #1" by Krass Katt 1989-06-26 - 0111 "Jack and Jack" by Obscure Images 1989-06-26 - 0110 "Flesh Man" by Richard Avis 1989-06-26 - 0109 "Feeling of Electricity In the Air" by Jennifer Petkus 1989-06-19 - 0108 "End" by Obscure Images 1989-06-19 - 0107 "cDc core #3" by The Pusher 1989-06-19 - 0106 "Dream Tripped" by Racer X 1989-05-09 - 0105 "POetRIE" by Obscure Images 1989-05-09 - 0104 "Gun Control" by The Pusher 1989-05-09 - 0103 "cDc core #2 1/2" by The Pusher 1989-04-29 - 0102 "FUGAZI lyrics" by G.A. Ellsworth 1989-04-29 - 0101 "cDc core #2" by The Pusher (top) ...:::::::::::... ::::: 1 - 100 ::::: ```:::::::::::''' 1989-04-24 - 0100 "cDc #100 BamBam File" by The cDc cultees 1988-12-31 - 0099 "The Old Grave-Stone" by Hans Christian Andersen 1988-12-31 - 0098 "On The Porch Swing: a screenplay" by Suzy Rust 1988-12-31 - 0097 "Twisted Reality" by Necrovore 1988-12-31 - 0096 "DEAD KENNEDY'S 'PLASTIC SURGERY DISASTERS' Lyrics" by Necrovore 1988-12-30 - 0095 "Malcom McLaren and the British New Wave" by The Pusher 1988-12-30 - 0094 "Fighting - The Clean Way!" by The Pusher 1988-12-30 - 0093 "Las Vegas Mutantz From Hell!" by The Pusher 1988-12-30 - 0092 "Group Revue" by The Pusher 1988-12-30 - 0091 "Reel Way" by The Pusher 1988-12-15 - 0090 "Cow-San" by Necrovore 1988-11-27 - 0089 "cDc compilation - volume two" by Swamp Rat 1988-11-24 - 0088 "Armageddon's Coming" by Sunspot 1988-11-24 - 0087 "Tale of Two Sexes" by Swamp Rat 1988-11-23 - 0086 "Screwdriver Flippin'" by Sunspot 1988-11-23 - 0085 "cDc core #1" by The Pusher 1988-11-22 - 0084 "Interview With Big Black" by G.A. Ellsworth 1988-10-25 - 0083 "Lyrics to Both Youth Of Today Albums" by The Pusher 1988-10-25 - 0082 "Geek: The Saga Continues" by The Pusher 1988-10-24 - 0081 "Trail of Blood" by Krass Katt 1988-10-24 - 0080 "a Slayer kind of day" by G.A. Ellsworth 1988-10-10 - 0079 "True Story of Cult of the Dead Cow" by Psychedelic Warlord 1988-10-06 - 0078 "Danzig" by Racer X 1988-10-06 - 0077 "Held Captive" by Racer X 1988-10-01 - 0076 "Institutionalized" by Necrovore 1988-09-06 - 0075 "Metallica - And Justice For All" by Swamp Rat 1988-09-05 - 0074 "Camping Trip" by Franken Gibe 1988-08-28 - 0073 "Visions From The Last Crusade" by Psychedelic Warlord 1988-08-25 - 0072 "TOXIK: World Circus" by The Omen 1988-08-17 - 0071 "The *ONLY* Way To Get Telenet Thingies" by Tequila Willy 1988-08-15 - 0070 "cDc compilation - volume one" by Swamp Rat 1988-08-15 - 0069 "Testament - The New Order" by Swamp Rat 1988-08-12 - 0068 "Thrasher's Metallica Interview - Part 2" by Racer X 1988-08-12 - 0067 "Thrasher's Metallica Interview - Part 1" by Racer X 1988-08-04 - 0066 "Dayglo Abortions - here today, guano tomorrow" by Swamp Rat 1988-08-01 - 0065 "Agnostic Front - Liberty & Justice For..." by Racer X 1988-07-11 - 0064 "Death Angel - Frolic Through the Park" by Swamp Rat 1988-07-05 - 0063 "Sesame St. Possession" by Swamp Rat 1988-07-05 - 0062 "Scotty's Tale of Sex and Death" by Racer X 1988-07-03 - 0061 "Bovine Death" by The Raver 1988-07-03 - 0060 "Megadeth - so far, so good... so what!" by Swamp Rat 1988-07-02 - 0059 "Interview With Neo-Nazi 'Ausderau'" by Psychedelic Warlord 1988-04-22 - 0058 "Nameless Pasture" by The Raver 1988-04-22 - 0057 "History of The Bovinomicon" by The Raver 1988-04-22 - 0056 "Prophecy of Cow" by Franken Gibe 1988-04-22 - 0055 "Cross Of Iron promo" by The Raver 1988-04-22 - 0054 "Cross Of Iron #1, Part 3" by The Raver 1988-04-22 - 0053 "Cross Of Iron #1, Part 2" by The Raver 1988-04-22 - 0052 "Cross Of Iron #1, Part 1" by The Raver 1988-04-22 - 0051 "Day My Kid Turned Punk" by The Dark Static 1988-04-22 - 0050 "Song of the Cow" by Psychedelic Warlord 1988-04-22 - 0049 "Queen is Dead" by Sunspot 1988-03-09 - 0048 "Evil Poetry, Volume I" by The Raver 1988-02-25 - 0047 "Hacking Into Hell" by The Raver 1988-02-08 - 0046 "Fun With Small Animals and Other Household Pe(s)ts" by Krass Katt 1988-02-08 - 0045 "Beaming Dream" by Tequila Willy 1988-02-08 - 0044 "Mail Fraud" by L.E. Pirate 1988-02-08 - 0043 "Metallica - Kill 'Em All" by Swamp Rat 1988-02-08 - 0042 "Apple Shape Tables" by The Dark Static 1988-02-08 - 0041 "Lyrics to The Mentors "Up The Dose" LP" by Mr. Drunkfux 1988-02-07 - 0040 "Sex With Satan" by Psycoe 1988-01-27 - 0039 "Fuck The World" by Eddie Flowers 1988-01-13 - 0038 "Area code and Time Zone Listing" by Dial Tone 1988-01-13 - 0037 "Ethics of Hacking" by Dissident 1988-01-13 - 0036 "On Black Flag" by David Tarling 1988-01-13 - 0035 "Scarfing" by Suicidal Amoeba 1988-01-13 - 0034 "Cool Beef" by Don Bolles 1988-01-03 - 0033 "Fun With Traffic Lights" by Dial Tone 1988-01-01 - 0032 "Better Homes and Blue Boxes - Part III" by Mark Tabas 1987-12-01 - 0031 "Feature on MONEY - Today's Monster" by Psychedelic Warlord 1987-12-01 - 0030 "Bovine Epic of Creation" by Franken Gibe 1987-12-01 - 0029 "Cow Chronicles 1" by Franken Gibe 1987-12-01 - 0028 "Frankie's Yellow Pages ... Volume II" by Franken Gibe 1987-12-01 - 0027 "Frankie's Fireside Phreak Primer" by Franken Gibe 1987-12-01 - 0026 "Phone Sex Scandal" by L.E. Pirate 1987-12-01 - 0025 "Better Homes and Blue Boxing - Part II" by Mark Tabas 1987-12-01 - 0024 "E-Z Destruction" by Dial Tone 1987-12-01 - 0023 "Story of a Mercenary" by Lord Omega 1987-10-20 - 0022 "How to Card Shit, When You Still Live With Your Parents" by L.E. Pirate 1987-09-20 - 0021 "Cold Truth" by 2600 Magazine 1987-09-20 - 0020 "B00G and the art of ZEN" by Anarchy Inc. 1987-09-20 - 0019 "Thompson & Ackeret: Trashing" by The Daredevil 1987-09-20 - 0018 "Ted and Dave's Animal Fun: Bunny Lust" by Tippy Turtle 1987-09-20 - 0017 "Gnu Christmas Story" by Franken Gibe 1987-09-20 - 0016 "Fucked Life (and how to prevent it)" by Swamp Rat 1987-09-20 - 0015 "Frankie's Yellow Pages ... Volume I" by Franken Gibe 1987-09-20 - 0014 "UNIX Command Bible" by Franken Gibe 1987-09-20 - 0013 "Handy Guide to North American NPAs" by Franken Gibe 1987-04-06 - 0012 "The Conscience of a Hacker" by The Mentor 1987-01-01 - 0011 "Better Homes and Blue Boxing - Part I" by Mark Tabas 1987-01-01 - 0010 "P.E.A.C.E." by Psychotic Opposition 1987-01-01 - 0009 "Society Sucks" by Psychotic Opposition 1985-01-01 - 0008 "The Book of Cow" by Franken Gibe 1985-01-01 - 0007 "Slow Death" by Swamp Rat 1985-01-01 - 0006 "Assembly Fun" by Sid Vicious 1985-01-01 - 0005 "Renegade Cows" by HAL 8999 1985-01-01 - 0004 "Rescue Raiders Docs" by Swamp Rat 1985-01-01 - 0003 "Wizardy Spells" by Swamp Rat 1985-01-01 - 0002 "Wizardy Docs" by Swamp Rat 1984-07-11 - 0001 "Gerbil Feed Bomb" by Swamp Rat (top) xXx / RULE BOVINIA \ xXx .. ____ ____ .. .. __| |__ __| |__ .. :: .\_\__ __/_/___________\_\__ ___/_ :: ____ ____ | | | ____ \| \_ \.____ _____ .. _/ __\__ \. __| | : | / |\ : : | |/ __/ ____ \ ./ _/ | / | | / |_\__. | : _) ./ _ \ | : | / | | / _/ | \\ \ | | \ | | / | |/ /| | | \ \ | | \ \| . |/ /| | .________/ | | | . | . \| | \_________|________/ | |_ |b5!ACiD |___| | |____| |\_________| .. - ---------------|_____/ |-------------------| :----|_____/ --- - .. .. _____ |____| : _____ .. :: \_ \. _____ _______ . \_ \. :: .. ______| |/ __/ _______\__ \ _____| | .. :: _( ___ : _) ./ _/ ___. ___ | ____ :: :: \ \ | \ | : \ | \ | || / :: :: \ \ | \ | \ | \ | || _/ :: :: \_ \| . \| . \| . \| ||_) :: :: (_________|\_________|\__________|\_________| :: .. . . .. :: : : :: :: _____ _ ________________ ______ :: :: _/ _/ _____ ____ \_ \../ _/ :: :: __\ \ ./ _/ | / : || | __ __ :: :: _ _\\_\\ \ | : | / || |/ //_//_ _ :: ::. 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