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[press releases] | [global domination updates]
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2026-04-21 - TWENTY FIVE YEARS LATER, STILL BURNING ("The Hacktivismo
Declaration: Rebooted")
2023-06-22 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW Breaks The Internet (and you can too!)
2022-11-18 - AN OPEN LETTER TO THE HACKER COMMUNITY CONCERNING CAROLINE
MURGUE / TOUCH SYMPOSIUM
2019-06-04 - BO2K Presentation Behind-the-Scenes + cDc Book
2016-06-06 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW Statement on Jacob Appelbaum / ioerror
2011-05-19 - APOCALYPSE APPROACHES! (OR NOT)
2008-03-04 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW CATCHES THE COMMIES PUBLISHING
PORNOGRAPHY ON THEIR WEBSERVERS
2008-02-20 - Goolag Scanner released!
2007-12-23 - cDc's Ninja Strike Force Member to Appear on Court TV
Series
2007-05-23 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING ON YOUR NETWORK? EVE DOES.
2006-09-26 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW (cDc) Publishes New Book -- _Commodork:
Sordid Tales from a BBS Junkie_
2006-09-19 - HACKTIVISMO RELEASES TORPARK FOR ANONYMOUS, PORTABLE WEB
BROWSING
2006-09-06 - Paris Hilton appointed Honorary Member of cDc's Ninja
Strike Force
2006-08-28 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW (cDc) Unveils _The Book of Cao_
2006-08-09 - Revolutionary Web-Application Launched to Combat Malicious
Software
2006-08-08 - HACKING THE HIMALAYAS
2006-07-21 - ScatterChat Press Release
2006-03-01 - Denial of Service Tax
2006-02-15 - CONGRESS JERKS OFF, GANG OF FOUR REACH FOR RAINCOATS
2006-02-13 - cDc launches global campaign against Google
2002-11-26 - License To Chill -- Hackers Hamstring Rights Violators
2002-07-04 - CAMERA/SHY ANNOUNCEMENT
2002-02-15 - Announcement of the Six/Four System
2002-02-07 - PEEKABOOTY UPDATE
2001-11-26 - THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW OFFERS A HELPING HAND IN AMERICA'S
TIME OF NEED
2001-07-04 - INTERNATIONAL BOOKBURNING IN PROGRESS ("The Hacktivismo
Declaration")
2000-08-01 - CDC DEFIES EXPECTATIONS AT DEFCON - Leaves Six Major
Announcements For After The Show
2000-07-27 - Microsoft Applauds Sir Dystic
2000-07-25 - FORBES BENDS OVER, PENENBERG STILL UPRIGHT
2000-07-25 - H2K - MORE SPIN THAN A CHEAP LAUNDROMAT
2000-07-14 - THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW H.O.P.E.S FOR THE BEST
2000-04-14 - A NOTE TO ALL YOU VENTURE CAPITALISTS from GRANDMASTER
RATTE'
1999-07-19 - DON'T WORRY WINDOWS USERS, EVERYTHING WILL BO2K
1999-07-10 - The Cult of the Dead Cow Releases Back Orifice 2000
1999-07-02 - BACK ORIFICE 2000, THE ONLY WAY TO CONTROL A MICROSOFT
NETWORK
1999-01-07 - Joint Statement Decrying LoU's Call for Infowar
1998-12-15 - IT'S SPLITSVILLE FOR THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW AND THE HONG
KONG BLONDES
1998-08-10 - Cult of the Dead Cow responds to Microsoft about Back
Orifice
1998-08-06 - ST. PAUL, BACK DOOR BOOM BOOM, AND ALL THE TEA IN CHINA
1998-08-04 - Microsoft attempts to downplay the Back Orifice threat
1998-07-21 - RUNNING A MICROSOFT OPERATING SYSTEM ON A NETWORK? OUR
CONDOLENCES
1996-10-22 - Cattle Mutilation
1996-10-22 - NSF Reign of Terror
1996-06-01 - CDC CELEBRATES TWELVE YEARS AS A CANDLE IN THE DARKNESS
1996-05-13 - PRAISE HER BLESSED NAME
1995-06-04 - Statement Concerning the 'Church' of Scientology
1994-11-01 - HoHoCon '94 Announcement
1994-11-01 - Official cDc Press Release Concerning President Reagan
1994-08-18 - Press Release Concerning Resurrection of Swamp Ratte'
1994-05-01 - Join the K-C0W PHORCE
1993-10-11 - HoHoCon '93 Announcement
1992-09-01 - HoHoCon '92 Announcement
1991-10-03 - HoHoCon '91 Announcement
1990-11-17 - HoHoCon '90 (XmasCon) Announcement
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2004-07-07 - "Global Domination Update #30" by Oxblood Ruffin, G. Ratte',
O. Dizzle & cDc communicizzle
2002-03-31 - "Easter/Passover Global Domination Special" by Grandmaster
Ratte'
2000-12-24 - "Global Domination Update #28" by Grandmaster Ratte'
1998-12-23 - "Global Domination Update #27" by The Baudfather, A Dwarf
Named Warren & cDc Communications
1998-07-17 - "Global Dominatrix Updata #26" by The Baudfather, A Dwarf
Named Warren & cDc Communications
1998-05-01 - "Global Dominatrix Update #25" by Oxblood Ruffin, Haile
UnLikely & cDc communications
1998-02-15 - "Global Domination Update #24" by Oxblood Ruffin, Straight
Buttah & cDc communications
1997-10-31 - "Global Domination Update #23" by Oxblood Ruffin, Straight
Buttah & cDc communications
1997-09-01 - "Global Domination Update #22" by Oxblood Ruffin, Reid
Fleming, Omega & GRatte'
1997-01-01 - "Global Domination Update #21" by THE NIGHTSTALKER and
GRatte'
1996-06-10 - "Global Domination Update #20" by GrandMaster Ratte'
1994-12-01 - "Global Domination Update #19" by GrandMaster Ratte'
1994-11-01 - "Global Domination Update #18" by GrandMaster Ratte'
1994-08-01 - "Global Domination Update #17" by GrandMaster Ratte'
1994-07-01 - "Global Domination Update #16" by Swamp Ratte'
1994-05-01 - "Global Domination Update #15" by Swamp Ratte'
1993-12-30 - "Global Domination Update #14" by Swamp Ratte'
1993-07-01 - "Global Domination Update #13" by Swamp Ratte'
1993-04-01 - "Global Domination Update #12" by Swamp Ratte'
1993-03-01 - "Global Domination Update #11" by Swamp Ratte'
1993-01-01 - "Global Domination Update #10" by Swamp Ratte'
1991-10-31 - "Global Domination Update #09" by Swamp Ratte'
1991-08-31 - "Global Domination Update #08" by Swamp Ratte'
1991-07-21 - "Global Domination Update #07" by Swamp Ratte'
1991-02-27 - "Global Domination Update #06" by Swamp Ratte'
1991-01-04 - "Global Domination Update #05" by Swamp Ratte'
1990-06-22 - "Global Domination Update #04" by Swamp Ratte'
1990-05-17 - "Global Domination Update #03" by Swamp Ratte'
1990-04-04 - "Global Domination Update #02" by Swamp Ratte'
1989-06-26 - "Global Domination Update #01" by Swamp Ratte'
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