....:::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::.... ..::'''' ' ` ````::.. .::' _____________ ____ ______ ______ `::. .:: \____ \_ __ \_/ __ \ / ___// ___/ ::. .:: | |_> > | \/\ ___/ \___ \ \___ \ ::. .:. | __/|__| \___ >____ >____ > .:. :: |__| .__ \/ \/ \/ :: .. _______ ____ | | ____ _____ ______ ____ ______ .. \_ __ \_/ __ \| | _/ __ \\__ \ / ___// __ \ / ___/ | | \/\ ___/| |_\ ___/ / __ \_\___ \\ ___/ \___ \ |__| \___ >____/\___ >____ /____ >\___ >____ > \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ _ _ _ _ ((___)) ((___)) [ x x ] _ _/ cDc GRAND IMPERIAL DYNASTY \_ _ [ x x ] \ / _ _ MCMLXXXIV A.D. _ _ \ / (' ') \ VOLANDO, REPTILIA SPERNO / (' ') (U) (U) [press releases] | [global domination updates] ...::::::::::::::::::... ::::: press releases ::::: ```::::::::::::::::::''' 2023-06-22 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW Breaks The Internet (and you can too!) 2022-11-18 - AN OPEN LETTER TO THE HACKER COMMUNITY CONCERNING CAROLINE MURGUE / TOUCH SYMPOSIUM 2019-06-04 - BO2K Presentation Behind-the-Scenes + cDc Book 2016-06-06 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW Statement on Jacob Appelbaum / ioerror 2011-05-19 - APOCALYPSE APPROACHES! (OR NOT) 2008-03-04 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW CATCHES THE COMMIES PUBLISHING PORNOGRAPHY ON THEIR WEBSERVERS 2008-02-20 - Goolag Scanner released! 2007-12-23 - cDc's Ninja Strike Force Member to Appear on Court TV Series 2007-05-23 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING ON YOUR NETWORK? EVE DOES. 2006-09-26 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW (cDc) Publishes New Book -- _Commodork: Sordid Tales from a BBS Junkie_ 2006-09-19 - HACKTIVISMO RELEASES TORPARK FOR ANONYMOUS, PORTABLE WEB BROWSING 2006-09-06 - Paris Hilton appointed Honorary Member of cDc's Ninja Strike Force 2006-08-28 - CULT OF THE DEAD COW (cDc) Unveils _The Book of Cao_ 2006-08-09 - Revolutionary Web-Application Launched to Combat Malicious Software 2006-08-08 - HACKING THE HIMALAYAS 2006-07-21 - ScatterChat Press Release 2006-03-01 - Denial of Service Tax 2006-02-15 - CONGRESS JERKS OFF, GANG OF FOUR REACH FOR RAINCOATS 2006-02-13 - cDc launches global campaign against Google 2002-11-26 - License To Chill -- Hackers Hamstring Rights Violators 2002-07-04 - CAMERA/SHY ANNOUNCEMENT 2002-02-15 - Announcement of the Six/Four System 2002-02-07 - PEEKABOOTY UPDATE 2001-11-26 - THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW OFFERS A HELPING HAND IN AMERICA'S TIME OF NEED 2001-07-04 - INTERNATIONAL BOOKBURNING IN PROGRESS ("The Hacktivismo Declaration") 2000-08-01 - CDC DEFIES EXPECTATIONS AT DEFCON - Leaves Six Major Announcements For After The Show 2000-07-27 - Microsoft Applauds Sir Dystic 2000-07-25 - FORBES BENDS OVER, PENENBERG STILL UPRIGHT 2000-07-25 - H2K - MORE SPIN THAN A CHEAP LAUNDROMAT 2000-07-14 - THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW H.O.P.E.S FOR THE BEST 2000-04-14 - A NOTE TO ALL YOU VENTURE CAPITALISTS from GRANDMASTER RATTE' 1999-07-19 - DON'T WORRY WINDOWS USERS, EVERYTHING WILL BO2K 1999-07-10 - The Cult of the Dead Cow Releases Back Orifice 2000 1999-07-02 - BACK ORIFICE 2000, THE ONLY WAY TO CONTROL A MICROSOFT NETWORK 1999-01-07 - Joint Statement Decrying LoU's Call for Infowar 1998-12-15 - IT'S SPLITSVILLE FOR THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW AND THE HONG KONG BLONDES 1998-08-10 - Cult of the Dead Cow responds to Microsoft about Back Orifice 1998-08-06 - ST. PAUL, BACK DOOR BOOM BOOM, AND ALL THE TEA IN CHINA 1998-08-04 - Microsoft attempts to downplay the Back Orifice threat 1998-07-21 - RUNNING A MICROSOFT OPERATING SYSTEM ON A NETWORK? OUR CONDOLENCES 1996-10-22 - Cattle Mutilation 1996-10-22 - NSF Reign of Terror 1996-06-01 - CDC CELEBRATES TWELVE YEARS AS A CANDLE IN THE DARKNESS 1996-05-13 - PRAISE HER BLESSED NAME 1995-06-04 - Statement Concerning the 'Church' of Scientology 1994-11-01 - HoHoCon '94 Announcement 1994-11-01 - Official cDc Press Release Concerning President Reagan 1994-08-18 - Press Release Concerning Resurrection of Swamp Ratte' 1994-05-01 - Join the K-C0W PHORCE 1993-10-11 - HoHoCon '93 Announcement 1992-09-01 - HoHoCon '92 Announcement 1991-10-03 - HoHoCon '91 Announcement 1990-11-17 - HoHoCon '90 (XmasCon) Announcement (top) ...:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::... ::::: global domination updates ::::: ```:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::''' 2004-07-07 - "Global Domination Update #30" by Oxblood Ruffin, G. Ratte', O. Dizzle & cDc communicizzle 2002-03-31 - "Easter/Passover Global Domination Special" by Grandmaster Ratte' 2000-12-24 - "Global Domination Update #28" by Grandmaster Ratte' 1998-12-23 - "Global Domination Update #27" by The Baudfather, A Dwarf Named Warren & cDc Communications 1998-07-17 - "Global Dominatrix Updata #26" by The Baudfather, A Dwarf Named Warren & cDc Communications 1998-05-01 - "Global Dominatrix Update #25" by Oxblood Ruffin, Haile UnLikely & cDc communications 1998-02-15 - "Global Domination Update #24" by Oxblood Ruffin, Straight Buttah & cDc communications 1997-10-31 - "Global Domination Update #23" by Oxblood Ruffin, Straight Buttah & cDc communications 1997-09-01 - "Global Domination Update #22" by Oxblood Ruffin, Reid Fleming, Omega & GRatte' 1997-01-01 - "Global Domination Update #21" by THE NIGHTSTALKER and GRatte' 1996-06-10 - "Global Domination Update #20" by GrandMaster Ratte' 1994-12-01 - "Global Domination Update #19" by GrandMaster Ratte' 1994-11-01 - "Global Domination Update #18" by GrandMaster Ratte' 1994-08-01 - "Global Domination Update #17" by GrandMaster Ratte' 1994-07-01 - "Global Domination Update #16" by Swamp Ratte' 1994-05-01 - "Global Domination Update #15" by Swamp Ratte' 1993-12-30 - "Global Domination Update #14" by Swamp Ratte' 1993-07-01 - "Global Domination Update #13" by Swamp Ratte' 1993-04-01 - "Global Domination Update #12" by Swamp Ratte' 1993-03-01 - "Global Domination Update #11" by Swamp Ratte' 1993-01-01 - "Global Domination Update #10" by Swamp Ratte' 1991-10-31 - "Global Domination Update #09" by Swamp Ratte' 1991-08-31 - "Global Domination Update #08" by Swamp Ratte' 1991-07-21 - "Global Domination Update #07" by Swamp Ratte' 1991-02-27 - "Global Domination Update #06" by Swamp Ratte' 1991-01-04 - "Global Domination Update #05" by Swamp Ratte' 1990-06-22 - "Global Domination Update #04" by Swamp Ratte' 1990-05-17 - "Global Domination Update #03" by Swamp Ratte' 1990-04-04 - "Global Domination Update #02" by Swamp Ratte' 1989-06-26 - "Global Domination Update #01" by Swamp Ratte' (top) xXx / RULE BOVINIA \ xXx .. ____ ____ .. .. __| |__ __| |__ .. :: .\_\__ __/_/___________\_\__ ___/_ :: ____ ____ | | | ____ \| \_ \.____ _____ .. _/ __\__ \. __| | : | / |\ : : | |/ __/ ____ \ ./ _/ | / | | / |_\__. | : _) ./ _ \ | : | / | | / _/ | \\ \ | | \ | | / | |/ /| | | \ \ | | \ \| . |/ /| | .________/ | | | . | . \| | \_________|________/ | |_ |b5!ACiD |___| | |____| |\_________| .. - ---------------|_____/ |-------------------| :----|_____/ --- - .. .. _____ |____| : _____ .. :: \_ \. _____ _______ . \_ \. :: .. ______| |/ __/ _______\__ \ _____| | .. :: _( ___ : _) ./ _/ ___. ___ | ____ :: :: \ \ | \ | : \ | \ | || / :: :: \ \ | \ | \ | \ | || _/ :: :: \_ \| . \| . \| . \| ||_) :: :: (_________|\_________|\__________|\_________| :: .. . . .. :: : : :: :: _____ _ ________________ ______ :: :: _/ _/ _____ ____ \_ \../ _/ :: :: __\ \ ./ _/ | / : || | __ __ :: :: _ _\\_\\ \ | : | / || |/ //_//_ _ :: ::. 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